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It was a typical post work Monday. I put my bag in the car trunk, opened the car door and at the same time rolled the windows down. It was particularly warm inside the car and those windows needed to be down, thank got for powered windows. The following event occurred in slow motion.
As I closed the door a massive bumble bee casually flew into my car through the open driver-side window and landed on my shoulder. Normally I would not be bothered by this, the bee would find there’s nothing to do on my shoulder and continue on its way. This situation was different. I’m in my car, a confined space. I can’t exactly walk away from the bee because again, I’m in my car, a confined space. I thought through my options, but before I could decide what to do the bee walked along my shoulder and toward my back behind my head. I can no longer see the bee, crap.
Before I move further in my ridiculous story a little background; I have never been stung by a bee. I could be allergic, probably not, but I really don’t know for sure. This sets the irrational fear I had when the massive bee landed on me. I think, this could hurt should I be stung. Will I go into anaphylactic shock? What a way to go; Kyle Tam, 23 years young, died today of a bee sting. He suffered a horrible death of suffocation in his car in the parking lot of his office.
I’m not proud of the following events, however they needed to happen. Since I could no longer see the bee, I casually exited my vehicle. Once outside I shook my shirt and ran. I ran like a little girl. I returned to my car, somewhat relieved to have this bee gone, when I notice that it has landed on my shoulder again! Since I am no longer in the confines of my car I flick the son of a bitch off my shoulder. The bee flies off and away, only to buzz right back at me. I run again, this time around a car parked near me. I see the bee is no longer following me; maybe I can finally get in my car and leave.
I walk up to my car, the door having been open this entire time, and see that the bee is in my car on the driver side floor board. What the fuck, I’m thinking. The bee is dazed; I take this opportunity to end this standoff. I crush the enemy with my foot several times. The bee appears dead; I remove his carcass from my car. Once I’m sitting in my car, I close the windows and blast the A/C, I’m not falling prey to that situation again.
Irrational, probably. But I’m alive, and you didn’t have to read an obituary about someone who died in their car from a bee sting.
Kyle Tam Life Reflections bumble bee, irrational fear
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